Human

Somethin that, whether it evolved or was created, whether it is related to animals or not related to animals, will ultimately end up killing it's whole population. Very self absorbed and into the idea that the world revolves around it.

Human 1: Let's go genocide each other simultaneously, while destroying the environment until we all burn in hell!

Human 2: Sounds good!

by Kilg2 March 14, 2009

Human Style Justice

Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.

It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.

Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.

This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.

by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 30, 2009

Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

human

Incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet.

The human race will eventually destroy itself, as well as the rest of the planet.

by PeachyKeen July 10, 2003

human

Epic fail.

Humans are an epic fail.

by 456i April 3, 2008

Humaning

To act in a way that can only be described as human.

My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2014

human hiroshima

When one drops a rather colossal and odourous shit. It makes a mushroom shaped splash.

Lewis- "Man I just dumped a human hiroshima in your toilet Jamie!"

Jamie- "You bastard lewis you will kill us all"

by Jimre™ September 2, 2005