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Hollister bandit

A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.
Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit

Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.
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hollister employee 

If you have a nice chin and a flat belly you're hired
"Hollister employees never help with anything but they always look so perfect so it doesn't matter"
A guy with longer hair. You'd think he's a DJ of some sort, but no. You wouldn't wanna hear that voice on the radio. A wanna-be ladies man, not cool enough to get one. Thinks he does a good job, but only God would have the heart kind enough to tell him he's doing it wrong. A nice guy. Not really. Stole all the Calzones from my grandma's basement last Sunday.
Bitch. Stole my fucking pizza. Italian. What a Hollis.
Hollis by BeanzieBean March 17, 2017
A absolute chatterbox who loves marvel but she LOVES her brother Dylan. She is a wonderful sister.
The Hallie spoke as she said bye to her brother and gave him a hug.
Hallie by Arlosbro February 8, 2019

Hollister 

An up and coming record producer that started in northern California. She has worked with a few very famous bands, mostly those on Fueled By Ramen. She's going to win a Grammy with in the next five years, If you get a chance to work with her you'd be stupid not to. She goes to local shows and poses as a regular kid to see what bands are really like off stage.
Hollister worked with Fall Out Boy and Folie a Deux!
Hollister by Panic!attheLisa June 10, 2010
A beautiful and attractive individual. Has great interest in Key Club and art. A Hallie is loved by all, especially Kevin, and is owned by Kevin.

Hallie is kevin's bitch. :]

<3
Kevin loves Hallie!
Hallie by kevynsays January 21, 2009

holliestapes

sassy_norris3’s parter in crime and bestfriend <3
holliestapes loves sassy_norris3
holliestapes by sassy_norris July 20, 2021