Here's my dumb*** holiday 

national hit your dad with a bug day
i meant to say mug but that makes it even more dumb
please don't take this seriously
do not hit your dad with a bug

Here's my dumb*** holiday
national hit your dad with a big day
you mean bug?
yes

Here's my dumb*** holiday by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

The Holiday Taint 

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.

Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?

The Holiday Taint by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009

Roman Holiday 

A Roman Holiday is when someone decides to take a break from their usual lifestyle as a Roman Catholic to see what they have been missing out on. Common reasons for taking such a holiday would be so the person could practice promiscuity, bisexuality, homosexuality, use contraception without judgement, partake in orgies, sex rites and rituals, goddess worship, experiment with illegal drugs and so forth. Similar to the Amish idea of the 'devils playground'.

I'm taking a Roman Holiday because I'm sick of being judged by all those conservative Catholics who are squares.

Roman Holiday by Buzz Gunz April 30, 2012

Moral holiday 

It doesn't mean running riot, lying, cheating, stealing, & philandering (etc.) without compunction. It does mean relaxing, enjoying the moment, stringing enjoyable moments together when you can, "chilling." Taking a moral holiday means momentarily lightening up and taking it easy, not carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, not being hopelessly depressed by depressing realities.

"The universe is a system of which the individual members may relax their anxieties occasionally, in which the don’t-care mood is also right for men, and moral holidays in order... I fully believe in the legitimacy of taking moral holidays." William James

A walk in the park when you COULD be working and feeling bad is a moral holiday.

A covert, illicit affair with your neighbor's wife is not.

Moral holiday by Osopher July 22, 2009

bank holiday bob 

A dull, middle aged man who works long hours and therefore for whom a bank holiday is one of a few days off they get in a year. As a result, despite rarely venturing outside their home town for most of the year, feel obliged to go on a day or weekend trip to a hackneyed tourist destination like Blackpool or Rhyl for the day even if the weather is awful. Usually found in a traffic jam with a Bingo Maud (not yet defined) on the M6 in a Fiat Uno, often towing a caravan.

Where's all this traffic coming from? Bloody Bank Holiday Bobs!

bank holiday bob by mids99 September 1, 2009

Swedish holiday 

masturbating in public

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.

Swedish holiday by ctrlU September 19, 2013

Blood holiday

Where one visits the wondrous sites of the world.......taken over by other cultures to now sell as paradise.

How much time did you spend in Hawaii on you blood holiday?

Blood holiday by Amadscientist May 14, 2015