The United Holy Church of Santa

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008

holy shit

1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.

1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"

by Freaky T July 7, 2006

holy smoke

Holy Smoke is an interjection, used to express surprise or annoyance!

Holy Smoke!... She bought a new house!

by Sadaf Faiz May 16, 2005

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

holy infant

a school full of gay ass teachers and nuns with fucking retarded rules. Sr. Ro's rules include: high logoed socks, no highlights, no jewelry, no gum, no fucking freeedom...but some teachers are oook...(SHARON and JAMES JOSEPH)

Hey look at those logoed socks, it must be an h.i. guy

by dumbass April 10, 2005

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind

Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!

by DeJo August 28, 2005