Hipster

1. A self-aggrandizing piece of hypocrisy.
2. Consumer.
3. A sector of the "enlightened" mass culture.

See all definitions pointing to pro-Hipster "movement", paying particular attention to definition number 19.

by dr suz September 30, 2008

hipster

one who has stolen queer culture and made it main stream by having androgynous/genderqueer hairstyles and clothes, wearing colorful scarves, wearing one or multiple earrings on only the left side of their head, and being obsessed over cats.

Two dykes are walking all decked out in cut up jeans, patched jackets, mow-hawks, feather earrings and mullets. A car drives by them and someone inside it yells something at them...
dyke 1: What did they say?
dyke 2: They called us HIPSTERS!

by The Vulvanator September 1, 2010

Hipster

A derogatory word fashionable young people use to refer to other fashionable young people that they don't like.

Ugh, John and his friends are such hipsters.

by Tinyfolk December 29, 2008

hipster

A man/woman who wears tight clothing and will deny being a hipster if asked. Usually listens to esoteric music until a non-hipster does. At rocks shows, stands still with one foot tapping along with the music and there thumbs in there pockets and may or may not subtly nod their head with the beat. Added bonus if in more than one band and has a master's degree in pop-culture.

Male hipster: "I wear woman's jeans."
Female hipster: "You're in more than one band? Let's make out."
Male/Female hipster: "You drink pino grigio too?!?! Let's make out."

by Chris Manley September 5, 2005

Hipster

Hipsters tend to wear thick-rimmed glasses, like non Top Chart music and beards.

Maddi Duncan is a total hipster, have you seen her glasses and boyfriend?

by Jack7140 September 13, 2011

Hipster

You've probably never heard of them.

Examples are too mainstream for a hipster.

by maggetator October 9, 2011

Hipster

A group of obnoxious, uneducated people who reject the social norm to an unnecessary degree. Their only goal in life is to be "different". Coincidentally, they're all the same. Most hipsters are annoying, greasy, trashy, and poor. They obsess over a style, meme, band, etc. until everyone else likes it. Once everyone else likes it, they make a big deal about how everyone is copying them and they claim to not like the style, meme, band, etc. anymore.

I'm a hipster. Who needs clothes? Everyone wears clothes, I wanna be different.

by Nikki Nightmare March 9, 2012