Dirty harmony

When a person it's really bad at singing but thinks there amazing

I was at a consert and they were doing a dirty harmony

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

Edward Haddon

The nicest person ever, may screw up sometimes but he is a loyal and lovely friend and human being. Extremely attractive in every way possible and never not in relationship, though it probably won't ever be with you.

You know Edward Haddon? He is my best friend.

by mechacoolman November 23, 2022

They harden in response to physical trauma

Referring to masochist or nanomachines

Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack

by Dresden06 February 2, 2023

Lily the hardning witch

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023

HardOCP

A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.

How hard is your hat today?

by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003

dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006

HardOCP

Crap website run by a dumb fat texan

hardocp = worst site ever

by R0bstarr April 6, 2003