hard attack

A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.

When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.

by Niggafresh December 27, 2009

It's hard to explain

AKA - I don't want to take the time or energy to describe this to you.

Herp - "What do you mean by that?"
Derp - "Never mind, It's hard to explain..."

by ems2279 June 14, 2012

hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016

Hard bodies

Am older term used to describe a very physically fit and beautiful person.

Damn that girl is one of the best hard bodies I've seen !

by dragonboy8586 December 12, 2019

slaps hard

To recognize as being ingenius and amazing. Usually worded by Bay Areans and thizz krews. Can also amount to a phrase determining the status of a noun, (i.e. person, place or thing) presumably, a type of adjective and description.

Nouns-
1. "Damn that shit slaps hard, nigga!"
2. "Niggas be slappin' bitches hard upside da' streets, ya feel me?"
3. "Dis' bustin' Kool-Aid slaps hard, beezy."
4. "Niggas be slappin hard in 'dis bitch!"

Adjectives-
1. "Man, that nigga Pharrell be iced in fitted shit, nigga! His shit slaps hard on bitches!"
2. "That nigga's feelins' slap hard on yo' ass bitch!"

by Ingredient Produckshins December 6, 2006

hard drugs

A hard drug is a scary substance with a high potential for abuse, death, or severe addiction. Trying these drugs can lead to a sad life as a junkie.

Examples of hard drugs include crystal meth, heroin, cocaine, opium and most things that require you to use a needle.

by ugspuggle March 23, 2010

hard piss

when you have to push your erect penis painfully all the way down in order to aim at the toilet and wait rather a long time to let it flow

Jim had to suffer a hard piss after jacking off to pornography magazines.

by J00shua December 8, 2007