Hambonus

Instead of getting the traditional holiday bonus for your hard work and perseverance through the year, your place of work awards you with a tiny unappealing ham.

Person 1: Hey what did you get for your X-mas bonus?

Person 2: I might as well have gotten nothing. I got a Hambonus.

by Vivvienne December 26, 2011

hadson

Hot Brazilian guy that doesn’t know how to pronounce his own name.

It’s Hadson, not Addison!

by Therocky14 May 23, 2018

Hammon

Noun-A sack of chicken tenders that has been soaking for at least 72 hours in the excessive amount of penis juice released by thousands of true Americans on December 1st.

Pour one of those Hammons down by butthole before I de-virginize your sister, you frog fucker!

by Couldn't_Connect_to_the_D December 4, 2018

Cross-Hammock Blowie

When the guy is on top of the hammock facing down, and the chick is underneath facing up giving a blowjob

Mariah gave Greg a Cross-Hammock Blowie the other night.

by PRPrincipe11 November 11, 2011

The Hambone

The nickname for Hammond, IN; a city that touches southeast corridor of Chicaho, IL.

What part of Chicago are you from? Oh, you know I'm the hambone.

by Northwest Drilliana September 12, 2016

banana hammock

One of those wind-inflatable lounge sofas that remind you of the squishy water-toy that you always wanted to buy at the aquarium

Evan loves to lounge in his banana hammock at the park, he always gets compliments

by Antho Knee May 11, 2016

banna hammock milkshake

When multiple males, generally homosexual, masturbate into each other's speedos before going for a dip in a jacuzzi.

Hey you guys want to go over to jeffs for some banna hammock milkshakes?

by Kmayfield November 12, 2016