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Guaccident

An accident caused during the making of guacamole. For many this involves cutting themselves with the knife they poorly used to remove the avocado stone.
"Whattt, the knife gone clean through your hand, what happened ?!"
"Bloody guaccident ! Can you drive me to the hospital???"
by velvetthunder June 2, 2017
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Guaccident

An accident surrounding avocados during the making of guacamole, often occurs during removal of stone from the avocado
Aww man, I just had another guaccident
by Set girls June 2, 2017
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gucci snatch

A snatch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty Zeus himself. With its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest snatch known to man. One the Merchant of Venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.
"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to lay my eyes on her Gucci snatch"
"Her Gucci snatch was not of this world. I can still feel the velvet walls on my tip"
"She didn't give me her Gucci snatch willingly"
by Snatch123 July 19, 2017
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gucciman

A Gucciman is badass that roles into clubs and picks up girls fast. Guccimen are often quite fat, but not so fat your disgusted, just I atw too many Big Mac's fat. Wears badass Gucci suits and Cologne, you don't fuck with the Gucciman, if you do, he is going to steal your girl, become your dogs new master and break your face will his muscle filled arms.
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by Warlord2028 August 20, 2017
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gucci scooping

Katie 's not gunna make it. She's Gucci scooping.
by Katie103096 October 13, 2017
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Gucci

Adjective used to describe something amazing or the substitute for ok.
1. thats a really gucci car you have there.
2. gucci lets go to the mall.
by WibWib December 20, 2017
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Guccu

Dude, did you she Jessica yesterday she looked like a Guccu!
by GibberishGi101 June 17, 2018
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