Ginger is the god of gingers. Like gingers he has all the same features, he is just more awesome then his normal counterparts. Some may know him as Dylan, but that is just the name of his human vessel.
Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.
Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.
Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!
Person 2: That's terrible!
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!
Person 2: That's terrible!
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Get the Ginger Juice mug.Those with red/orange hair who take being a hipster to the next level. They go so far as to be proud of their hair color. They argue points such as how to say "either" or "neither". They will perform in acts that seem main stream (e.g. life guarding) but they reject the normal ways of doing these actions (e.g. not wearing uniform while life guarding). They are tall and slim and usually seem to fit in well to the everyday "high school scene". But behind the facade, they reject everyone else's realty and insert their own!
Girl 1: hey! Neither (said like kneether) of these tables are clean...where should we sit?
Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!
girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.
Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)
Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!
girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.
Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)
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Get the Ginger hipsters mug."Ginger" is a name given to a homosapian with ginger hair. "gingers" can range with a variety of hair shades e.g. Auburn, Strawberry Blonde & Firey red. NATURAL GINGERS have golden highlights & lowlights in their hair. "gingers" without the highlights tend to have dyed it ginger. Gingers are by fact, quite short tempered and aggresive. I am aswell, but i try and control it. What the youth of today don't realise is that gingers DO have souls and are NOT creatures of the night & so on, and so forth. That is infact and LIE brought to attention by south park. Some tan, some don't, some have freckles, some don't. Just because people say they have to refer to a certain skin tone and or appearance, doesn't make it true. We do have feelings aswell. Aswell as this, gingers are well known to be quite slim, and sexy, or cute and bubbley. Or all four. ANyone who picks on a ginger, are normally jealous of our indevidual/unique look. AND NO! OUR GINGER RACE IS NOT IN DANGER OF EXTINCTION!!! there are more of us than you think... Most dye their hair a different colour because of people who bully them about it...
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Ginger: *breaks legs* I'd rather be ginger than an idiotic bimbo like yourself.
Ginger: *breaks legs* I'd rather be ginger than an idiotic bimbo like yourself.
by CarrotTopMonsterrr November 7, 2010
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