Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

gnomed

hello me old chum

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka

"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"

by S1cknxss November 7, 2023

Gnome Grown

Weed that was grown by the best of the best (ie a Gnome)

That shits gnome grown!

by Westcoastsmoke420 December 30, 2020

Thank Gnome it’s Friday

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.

“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

by GnomeoStan23 January 8, 2021