Glasgow, Missouri

Worst shithole around. You aint shit unless you got the right last name. Nobody knows how to do anything but talk shit and spread thier legs. Full of dumbasses, druggies, and fat whores.

I hate Glasgow, Missouri.

by 420fvckyou420 February 5, 2018

Glack

Unremovable slug slime adhered to skin.

“My sister stepped on a slug and it took her hours of scrubbing to get that damn glack off her foot!”

by C. Craig Craighead July 4, 2021

Beach Glass

Guy code for, Hot girls at the beach.

Girls at the beach are plentiful, yet hot girls, like actual beach glass are considered a rare and beautiful commodity.

"Hey, check out the beach glass."

"There's some serious beach glass here"

by Sand dune August 23, 2009

Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

a big warm glass of shut the hell up

a comment you make when someone makes a statement that embarrasses or annoys you and you want them to leave you alone

While out skateboarding you fall and your friends start laughing at you because you missed your trick you shout back at them how about "a big warm glass of shut the hell up" and you try it man.

by wattawatta October 10, 2008

glass

Commonly used in science fiction as the act of destroying an entire planet through constant ordnance bombardment.

Reach was glassed by the Covenant. The Reapers are going to glass Thessia.

by ucantceeme December 1, 2011

Glasgow

Paris after a nuclear Holocaust.

I have to write something in this box soooo.... "Glasgow"

by Frankie Boyle Biatch February 10, 2010