by Bottles_The_Destroyer January 5, 2015

Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
by kerouacfan March 8, 2011

by daparkster February 21, 2009

A barrier, either physical or metaphorical, that exists between two acquaintances: one of whom is straight and the other of whom is gay.
Gay Person A: Dude, I am so excited right now, I could hug you!
Straight Person B: Dude, not so long as we have this ga-barrier between us.
Straight Person B: Dude, not so long as we have this ga-barrier between us.
by WhyDoesMikeHateMe May 3, 2011

Q Da Fool use's the phrase ''gas on deck'' to emphasize he has grade A+ marijuana available for purchase.
by Super Menthol April 14, 2022
