funky beyotch

a bitch who cant dress for shit

Guy: Hey look at that funky beyotch!
Store Clerk: Yeah, she can't dress for shit.
Funky Beyotch: fuck you guys

by DamianMoDollaz July 30, 2015

Funky Berry

Refers to a being of immense swag. He has so much swag in fact that he must do "jazz hands" and vocally say it every so often just to release the built up swag. That is why he is a "berry" of sorts because of being filled with funky jazz juice and constantly about to burst.

"That dude is such a funky berry."

by Jeff with a Q June 16, 2018

Funky

OH WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO

FUNKYYYYYY TOWWWNNNNN

FUNKY TOWNNN BOIII ITS A LIT SONG

by I look like a goblin September 26, 2018

Funny fezziwig

Someone who tries to be funny but miserably fails but during the holidays

Man he sure is one funny fezziwig

by epicgamer V2 January 9, 2019

Funky Chunky

What Dave does with his wife on the weekends.

Wow, they did the funky chunky so hard that there are cracks in the ceiling!

by Tom, the podiatrist March 15, 2019

Funny Boner

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner

Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr

by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020