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Fandom Friend Zone

It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.

KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.

You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.

Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.

KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
by Mike109999 November 12, 2025
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White Collar Friend Zone

When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.

Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.
by Mike109999 September 1, 2023
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friendstoned

Someone that gets friendzoned by throwing a rock at the person of disgust.
That guy must have got a lot of pain, since he got friendstoned yesterday.
by kydjaran May 3, 2018
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friendliness paradox

A theory when friendliness or hospitality and privacy don't go hand in hand
A perfect example of friendliness paradox is the collective culture: People from collective culture are friendly, but they're sneaking into other's businesses
by Sir. B February 21, 2021
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Friendhole

A friend that you hate and dislike at the same time, not enough to be a frenemy.

Every 3 months you switch from being best friends to enemies
March: Kaleb's a friendhole
June: I wanna kiss Kaleb on the mouth but he's the type of person to agree and take Rucka Rucka Ali seriously
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
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Friendgineer

A good friend of yours that happens to be an engineer. You happen to need an engineer. So you ask for them to be your freindgineer.
I wish I knew how to design my own guitar. I need to call Bob my friendgineer. He can help me.
by Vinny Verde March 12, 2026
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Friendzie

A friend who may be crazy too

A quick way to describe your crazy friend
Trev -Hey, what do you think about Alice?
Crystal - oh Alice? She's one of my friendzies
by CuttieTommyGirlyGirl July 26, 2025
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