Fred

Fred the purple octopus, he is not like the other octopuses

Fred is cuter than you

by TCNade February 17, 2021

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

thicc fred

An original character that can be depicted in any way as long as they make the character a spider and any form of a nerd.

Thicc Fred is the best character in the history of OCs!

by _Cryo_ February 21, 2019

Fred

A bitch who thinks he is all that but in reality he’s a fucking dork>>>>

You know that guy Fred?

Ya you mean that cocky bitch over there?

Ya that’s him!!

by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022

Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.

This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.

by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022

Fred

A bleep test involves running back and forth along a 15 or 20 meter track in time to a series of beeps. The beeps during the course of the test get progressively faster as the levels increase.

It's morbin' time

Fred was a morbillionaire

by Not The Miserable Toad June 1, 2022

Hairy Fred

A hairy Fred is a fishing bait made by tuna cowboy lures in the USA.

You have any more of them hairy Freds I'm out.

by BiGDADDYKaNe May 15, 2022