Antichrist of Satanism

An Antichrist of Satanism was described on a cable documentary as a person who is trying to end Satanism in its entirety.

One current Antichrist of Satanism is a woman by the alias of Kmam who wants to end the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 6, 2020

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

Satanic Blast

When you fart so loud your friend thinks they just heard the roar of satan

*fart* oh baby, did you hear that satanic blast John

by Undatedshrimp June 10, 2016

satan squad

A world famous hactivst group which base their operations on making sure as many people as possible have some kind of incurable disease. Started within the depth's of the Call Of Duty underworld their operations have now branched out and are now closing in on their target of world domination

Kallum - "Calvin ! i cant move my legs anymore"

Calvin - "Looks to me like the satan squad got their wish "

by TuuPants January 4, 2015

satan semen

when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin

hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen

by Bible thumper 6.66 July 16, 2020

Satan Hellspawn

Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.

2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.

by zamicol December 21, 2020