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pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl
Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl
by Big Baxter October 11, 2016
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Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.
Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris
by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018
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tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.
Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.
by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017
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pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough
omg he has pussy flu!!
by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021
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shit flu

A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.
Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.
by Panera H8r October 19, 2013
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Cash Flu

A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.
Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?

Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.

Sleepy:Roof!
by Sleepy's Definitions February 11, 2023
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Saginaw Flu

Famously discovered at Saginaw Valley State University, it's a non-degenerative illness caused by eating out girls that don't deserve it.
"Shump, you gotta relax the munching; Saginaw Flu is in Season"
by Booty Flake December 12, 2022
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