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flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.
Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.
by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019
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flawsuit

A court case, or lawsuit that is based on some trivial matter, or takes advantage of a flawed or loose law, usually motivated by greed, and implies some degree taking advantage of a simple accidental occurrence, for monetary gain
I still can't believe that we now have to look at that ridiculous "Caution Hot Coffee" message on some of our coffee cups, which is somewhat of an insult to one's intelligence, due to that darn flawsuit.
by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019
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flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.
YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”
by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019
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Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019
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flesh burrito

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.
by Farmer J May 4, 2020
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fleshfast

When one is rudely woken in early morning hours by insects burrowing, chomping and squiggling under the skin eating Fleshfast.
She wanted to sharpen each claw of her back scratcher to fine razor-edged points and scratch the unkind burrowing insects out of her abdomen, breast and nipple. It was the beginning of their day as they searched for some juicy new flesh to eat. Their morning activities rudely woke her at 12:47am, as they began to squiggle & chomp their way through her body, looking for some tasty fleshfast. Bad little hungry nocturnal burrowing beasties!
by BonnsterMonster October 14, 2020
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flesh fridge in the kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...

Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh fridge in the kitchen...
by alsonotmykoandsyd January 6, 2021
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