Someone who pretends to be competent in a field or specialty without any actual qualifications or ability
Beatrice started an online cooking class even though she had no talent in the kitchen. What a fence climber!
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The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method
"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"
by Mr. Kraft Singles October 18, 2008
Get the Parallel Farce mug.When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.
by dRocl October 12, 2015
Get the dick fence mug.When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.
by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016
Get the primate feces mug.Lil Fence is a low level Rapper who is currently composing a new song on SoundCloud with white dreads living in Oklahoma, America. He was giving this name for being a very protective person to his fam and friends. He is also a kick-ass guy with a real nice personality. He is a professional Whamen Respecter 24/7.
“Ey is Lil Fence here and I got a rari with dat ass all on me with my 3 other homies, Lil Windex, Lil Splash an’ Lil Gate.”
“Oh my god it’s that lit boi Lil Fence and his gang of Lil’s”
*Whamen Swoon*
“Oh my god it’s that lit boi Lil Fence and his gang of Lil’s”
*Whamen Swoon*
by Lil Fence December 9, 2017
Get the lil fence mug.A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
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