Windows F'ed in the A

On newer computers with Windows 2000 and XP, there is a keyboard shortcut "Windows + F". This shortcut will bring up a search window when pressed once. When held, however, multiple (into the hundreds and even thousands) of search windows will appear. The time held directly correlates with the number of search windows to appear. When held long enough, the computer may crash and may even need a restart. This is something done in many schools to screw around and pull a prank on a fellow, and later on, pissed off, classmate. It also adds an extra shock when one turns off the monitor making an unsuspecting victim.

Teachers are always stumped when they see this dilemma, and usually suggest restarting, thinking the computer just freaking out.

Uneducated users also don't know "Ctrl + W" and "Alt + F4" can be held to very quickly get rid of this problem. However, these shortcuts will not solve the problem if it is held long enough to crash.

Teacher: Why don't you come up to the board and show us this model.
Student 1: *Walks up to board*
Student 2: (Whilst student 1 is at board) *Presses and holds "Windows + F" for an extended period of time, then turns off monitor*
Student 1: *Walks back and turns on monitor, seeing the hundreds of search windows* "Son of a biiiitch, I got Windows F'ed in the A"

by Peacesack April 1, 2007

Fedor

Fedor Emelianenko, a Russian heavyweight MMA champion, AKA The Last Emperor. Fedor has a 29-1 fighting record and his only loss was to Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via a severe cut above Fedor's right eye resulting in a TKO. Fedor is the most well-rounded fighter in MMA and I seriously doubt he will be defeated any time soon.

Fedor is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Fedor.

by scuzzlebutt4 March 29, 2009

The Federal Hotel

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.

Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

Federica

typical fine ass goth white chick

10/10 would choke to death

look at that ass her name must be Federica

by Adrian VII March 22, 2020

Federline

Federline, Kevin: Britney Spears' useless, lazy, indolent excuse for a husband. A 'dancer' by trade.

Lal: Wow, that Federline guy is so whipped, Britney has him wrapped around her finger.
Cas: Yeah, well at least he'll never go hungry.

by Lal September 2, 2005

Fedya

Tall Russian guy who has a big penis. Known as a Sex God who has girls lined up to meet him.

Yo did you see Fedya yesterday? There was almost 10 girls surrounding him at school!

by n00bsick00m00de7 September 20, 2020

K-Feditis

k-feditis, not to be confused with thugitis,is a condition that could plague males in the youthful, useless, mooching stages of their lives. Symptoms include a bad, slurred speech pattern, "thug"-ish clothing that fails to fit the average human body, hair that is disheveled, k-mart highlighted and oddly resembles the texture of pubic hair, a tan straight out of a bottle, a gold-digging edge, and the need to establish a rapping career based off of an imaginary slang word that would, in said diseased person's mind, signify an ass-shaking hit. Many diagnosed with K-feditis start their lives with useless careers, such as back up dancers, or mooching off of their parents. K-feditis can be easily cured with a lobotomy and a shower. It can also affect men of many cultures, but has shown to be particularly common with men of confused cultural identity.

"That boy has severe K-Feditis of the face, he can't stop flinching or saying "popozao"."

"T's K-Feditis is severe, his pants are almost around his ankles and his hair is getting kind of crispy."

"Why'd she marry that K-Feditisite? He's totally out to use her money to launch his rap career."

by Prudence Savvy August 13, 2006