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fecal footprint

/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
by Matt*ee November 23, 2010
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fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
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femacial hair

Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013
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fecal fleck

N. A small piece of shit.

Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.
0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!

You're such a fecal fleck!
by KentuckyJewel April 6, 2017
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fecal theater

When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up
by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017
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fecal terrorist

A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.

Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019
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feima

(v) To Feima, as in, to be attacked by makeout bandita.
Shelly feimaed me last night.
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