feathering your nest

Placing lengths of toilet paper on the seat before mounting, to ensure none of your bare ass contacts it.

Never sit on a public toilet without feathering your nest.

by barber of seville June 13, 2019

turn feather

Noun: A person who intensionally sells out someone or betrays an associated group or friend. One who undermines the trust of others by going behind their backs.

Verb: to turn feather

Noun
1) Tommy is a turn feather and is not to be trusted!
2) I heard he went turn feather and split town.

Verb
1) The bastard turn feathered me so I beat him with a pipe!

by -D- February 28, 2008

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

indian feather

a hairy Indian woman's vagina

"YOOO... That bitch got an indian feather!!"

by HairyPits484 November 23, 2016

rodent features

a kid who look like a rat
a kid who live poor
a kid who like to rumage in bins
that of which marcus has many

hey rodent features,u poor ugly kid, get the hell outa my bin

by jimcharlton April 18, 2005

tar and feather

To extract marijuana resin from paraphenlia, replace it as if to smoke it, and then add the remaining marijuana from that $25 bag of weed you waited two weeks for, and smoke the mixture.

We had to tar and feather or else the Simpsons wouldn't be as cool.

by Radix October 16, 2005