Funt

When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.

Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”

by Coolditch July 18, 2020

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Funtime Zander

An Ugly youtuber other wise known as I the writer of this whos pretty cringe also he’s overpowered af and has apparently has some demon thing living in his head

Funtime Zander=ugly

by Funtime Ugly man demon thing October 21, 2020

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Funt

Fucking Cunt.

When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.

You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.

by GoldenMom November 23, 2020

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Fountain Effect

The result of a person knowing everything about you, without you knowing anything about this person, probably because a friend of yours has told this person your whole life.

Jessica: "Hey George, I know you like furry porn with old ladies."
George: "HOW?! Is this the Fountain Effect? Not again!"

by Silience March 16, 2021

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