hobby farmer

Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.

by xpanda1982 August 7, 2014

Mexican Dairy Farmer

A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.

oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty

by The Mexican Dairy Farmer December 29, 2010

Croatian Goat Farmer

The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.

Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."

by The Papa Bros. January 28, 2014

mung farmer

1)one who farms mung

2) lover of mung

1)When i grow up i want to become a mung farmer, i love to stock up on mung.

by rick March 13, 2005

duck farmer

A student at North Harford High School, Harford County, Maryland.

"If you think Bel Air is so scene, you ought to try a run up to NorHar and bitch out some Duck Farmers."

by David XX May 3, 2005

lazy farmer

The sexual act of being in the missonary position but with the man so exhausted that he is completely limp, save for his penis and the few muscles required for half hearted humping. He also grunts pathetically near the woman's ear.

Zeke was so exhausted from the day's triathlon that all he had left for his wife that night was the lazy farmer.

by Scott Saxe February 2, 2005

Ass Farmer

sombody who has lots of butt sex

John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?

by Ethan D. March 30, 2007