Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Leg fap

A way prepubescent 12 year olds like to represent the act of fapping by slapping their hands against their legs, making a sound similar to fapping.

Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)

by BillCosby=Senpai October 6, 2016

The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.

Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.

by UnCreative March 17, 2018

Trope Fapping

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.

I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.

by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019

pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse

Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.

by Willezz October 19, 2013

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017