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jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit
by Speed6 March 16, 2016
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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016
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caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.
After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.
by olbluejr July 8, 2016
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Fart Fanning

A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner
Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.
I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.
by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017
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Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on
"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"
by Onaeek May 24, 2017
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