cramp in the face

The lovely look on your face after you wake up

Example A

Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.

Example B

Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...

by sevenEND September 25, 2010

Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.

"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."

by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011

your face

The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.

person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)

by Blake and David April 3, 2004

Lucy Face

When you tilt your head down in disgust, as if to ask "are you f***ing kidding me?"
Like the look Lucy often gave Charlie Brown

When that drunk beezy jumped on the table at the party, Caitlin gave me a total lucy face.

by r4dioworld March 9, 2009

timbo in the face

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.

remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!

by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009

brat face

a term of endearment used twords the people in your life that you love that just seem to drive you a little batty every now and then.

"you're such a brat face sometimes."

by Julia Ashley March 25, 2008

Stanky Face

A murderer. Very dangerous. Beware of Stanky Face.

“OHMYGOD! It’s STANKY FACE! RUNNNNNNNNN!”

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 December 27, 2020