the first white rapper ever. here is his first song from the slim shady lp
Hi! My name is;what? My name is; who? My name is (scrathing) (Slim Shady!) repeat Hi kids! Do u like violence? Wanna' see me stick nine-inch nails through each one o' my eyelids? Wanna' copy me and do exactly like I did? wanna' Try cid acid and get fucked-up worse then my life is? My brains' dead weight, I'm tryin' to keep my head straight, but I can't figure out, which Spice Gurl I wanna' impregnate! An' Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady u a basehand!", Nuh-uh! "Then whys' your face red? Man u wasted!" Well since age 12 I felt like I was someone else 'cause I hung my original self from the top-bunk with a belt! I Got pissed-off and ripped Pamela Lees' tits off an' smacked 'er so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross! I smoke a fat bound o' grass marijuana,an' fall on my ass, faster then the fat btich who sat down too fast! Comere' slut! "But Shady,wait a minute,That's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a fuck!!god sent me to piss the world off!
chorus x 2
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high! middle school the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face wit' an' eraser! Chased him wit' a stapler! Stapled his nuts to a stack o' papers! walked in a strip-club,wit' my jacket zipped up,flashed the bar tender,and stuck my dick in a tip cup! Extra terrestial, killin' pedestrians raping lesbians, while they screamin', at me, lets just friends!" 99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out,my mom does more dope then I do. I told 'er I'd grow b to be a famous rapper,make a record about doin' drugs an' name it after her. Ya know u blew up,when the women rush to stands, and try to touch ya hands, like some screamin' Usher fans. This guy at White Castle assed for my autograph, so I sighned it,"Dear Dave, thanx' for the support, asshole!
chorus x 2
Stop the tape! Cuz Kidd needs to be locked away! Dr.Dre,don't just stand ther! OPERATE! It's to scary to leave. I'm not ready to die! (Fuck that!) He'll have to carry me inside the cemetary and burry me alive! Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely deside. I just drank a fifth o' a Vodka, dare me to drive! (go ahead!) All my life i was very deprived. I had a woman in years. An' my palms are to harry to hide(woops!). My Clothes rip, like the Incredible Hulk, I spit when i talk (spput!),I'll fuck anything that walks. When I was hungry, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. like: "How u gonna' breat-feed me mom, you ain't got no tits! I lay awake an' strap myself in the bed, wit' one of Proof's vest' on,an' shoot myself dead. I'm steamin' mad (Urrgh!), an' by the way, when u see my dad,yeah the fag, tell im' that I slit his throat in this dream I had!
(chorus with insrumentals)
Hi! My name is;what? My name is; who? My name is (scrathing) (Slim Shady!) repeat Hi kids! Do u like violence? Wanna' see me stick nine-inch nails through each one o' my eyelids? Wanna' copy me and do exactly like I did? wanna' Try cid acid and get fucked-up worse then my life is? My brains' dead weight, I'm tryin' to keep my head straight, but I can't figure out, which Spice Gurl I wanna' impregnate! An' Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady u a basehand!", Nuh-uh! "Then whys' your face red? Man u wasted!" Well since age 12 I felt like I was someone else 'cause I hung my original self from the top-bunk with a belt! I Got pissed-off and ripped Pamela Lees' tits off an' smacked 'er so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross! I smoke a fat bound o' grass marijuana,an' fall on my ass, faster then the fat btich who sat down too fast! Comere' slut! "But Shady,wait a minute,That's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a fuck!!god sent me to piss the world off!
chorus x 2
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high! middle school the only problem was, my english teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face wit' an' eraser! Chased him wit' a stapler! Stapled his nuts to a stack o' papers! walked in a strip-club,wit' my jacket zipped up,flashed the bar tender,and stuck my dick in a tip cup! Extra terrestial, killin' pedestrians raping lesbians, while they screamin', at me, lets just friends!" 99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out,my mom does more dope then I do. I told 'er I'd grow b to be a famous rapper,make a record about doin' drugs an' name it after her. Ya know u blew up,when the women rush to stands, and try to touch ya hands, like some screamin' Usher fans. This guy at White Castle assed for my autograph, so I sighned it,"Dear Dave, thanx' for the support, asshole!
chorus x 2
Stop the tape! Cuz Kidd needs to be locked away! Dr.Dre,don't just stand ther! OPERATE! It's to scary to leave. I'm not ready to die! (Fuck that!) He'll have to carry me inside the cemetary and burry me alive! Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely deside. I just drank a fifth o' a Vodka, dare me to drive! (go ahead!) All my life i was very deprived. I had a woman in years. An' my palms are to harry to hide(woops!). My Clothes rip, like the Incredible Hulk, I spit when i talk (spput!),I'll fuck anything that walks. When I was hungry, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. like: "How u gonna' breat-feed me mom, you ain't got no tits! I lay awake an' strap myself in the bed, wit' one of Proof's vest' on,an' shoot myself dead. I'm steamin' mad (Urrgh!), an' by the way, when u see my dad,yeah the fag, tell im' that I slit his throat in this dream I had!
(chorus with insrumentals)
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A misogynistic homophobe rapper.
Ironic is how his raps talk bad about women and homosexuals yet he has characteristics of both.
Karma is going to leave him dickless and somebodys girlfriend.
and it will server HER right!.
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