England

Nick Cromptons city

England is my city

by Lellol September 17, 2017

England

The place where people go to enjoy sitting in a TRAFFIC JAM FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!

England is full of these 10mph fucking mugs

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

New England Handshake

The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.

Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.

by DrMikeS September 25, 2008

Better England

The United States of America.

As in: England is the dried husk that Better England emerged from.

Or as a citizen of America might say.
Man 1: Dude, where you from?

Man 2: Moron, we is both Better Englishmen.

by Johannasroberts October 3, 2011

New England Snow Plow

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.

She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.

by rugburnatthefairmont February 2, 2015

New England

The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans

Example 1:

I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!

Example 2:

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...

by Capyb4ra April 5, 2020

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011