by John Cleaver February 5, 2010
Get the new england gentlemen mug.England has been racially criticised and stereotyped by most of the world as being posh and drinking tea every 12 minutes. They DON'T all act like pompous dicks. Theyre NOT all friendly and gentlemen. They DONT go on balls and royal dances all the time. And they DO drink beer and other alcoholic non-tea drinks.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
by KukSoolBoy January 1, 2009
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by cryingshame November 22, 2006
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an american says"hey jim i was thinking about going to the united kingdom or whatever"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"
an englishman then says"call it England you bellend"
by the goth fairy July 30, 2009
Get the England mug.1) America... you have coverups for the Republicans, you have political protection for corrupt leaderships.
You have people who instore their own beliefs over legitimate science and concidered thought.
You're starting to sound like the communist estates.
2)Quit saying it's Color, when it's properly spelt, yes spelt not (spelled) like Colour.
It's Mum not Mom, it's Football not Socca, got it?
3)Call us British if you wan't, I am English but don't mind being called British at all. Being called British is something to be proud of, American isn't! America isn't respected at all.
4)Rule Britannia! lmao. America always bitch about the British this and that. It's clear we're on their minds alot, maybe it's our sucessfull achievements in the past and all the land we owned, I don't know.
The Great British Empire is admirable to many Yanks who come to visit England evrey year to see the English History.
5)There wouldn't be an America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus 500years ago.
Americans originated from the British as we found them Native Indians slaughtering Buffalo and having supper in front a fire in their poor camp tents.
6)America always say they "saved our asses" in WW2 which is quite funny actually, because the battle of Britain was moreless won before they showed up. after finding the courage to at last help when the "Japs" bombed Pearl Harbor. One Yank said....."it wasn't our war to join in with" as it were Eurpoes. Whats all, Iraq over then? lol More like you're cowards and have never been brave enough to help at the beginning.
7) Americans say "we kicked your asses in 1783" lol When actually they had to rely on many other nations to defeat the British.
We lost the War yeah, but still it took the Spanish, the French the Americans to beat the small country Britain.
8)I think America need to stop insulting the British when their forefathers are really British anyway.
You have people who instore their own beliefs over legitimate science and concidered thought.
You're starting to sound like the communist estates.
2)Quit saying it's Color, when it's properly spelt, yes spelt not (spelled) like Colour.
It's Mum not Mom, it's Football not Socca, got it?
3)Call us British if you wan't, I am English but don't mind being called British at all. Being called British is something to be proud of, American isn't! America isn't respected at all.
4)Rule Britannia! lmao. America always bitch about the British this and that. It's clear we're on their minds alot, maybe it's our sucessfull achievements in the past and all the land we owned, I don't know.
The Great British Empire is admirable to many Yanks who come to visit England evrey year to see the English History.
5)There wouldn't be an America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus 500years ago.
Americans originated from the British as we found them Native Indians slaughtering Buffalo and having supper in front a fire in their poor camp tents.
6)America always say they "saved our asses" in WW2 which is quite funny actually, because the battle of Britain was moreless won before they showed up. after finding the courage to at last help when the "Japs" bombed Pearl Harbor. One Yank said....."it wasn't our war to join in with" as it were Eurpoes. Whats all, Iraq over then? lol More like you're cowards and have never been brave enough to help at the beginning.
7) Americans say "we kicked your asses in 1783" lol When actually they had to rely on many other nations to defeat the British.
We lost the War yeah, but still it took the Spanish, the French the Americans to beat the small country Britain.
8)I think America need to stop insulting the British when their forefathers are really British anyway.
by Luke mindplaya July 5, 2009
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by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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