painful and long-lasting election

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

the 2016 election

The absolute worst year for politics ever

The 2016 election made me like bill clinton

by Swanky_Danky January 5, 2017

electromonkey

A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.

You: Why hello. How are you today?

Troll: asl?

You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!

Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!

by geek² January 7, 2011

Electric Carousel

When a group of guys have a train of anal sex, but the head guy sticks a paper clip into the tip of his penis. He then thrusts the paper clip into a light socket shocking everyone that is participating in the anal train.

Mickey: I wish i would have known we were having an electric carousel otherwise i would have invited Josh.

Mark: I know that guy gets crazy over stuff like that.

by iWIN_LIKE_SHEEN August 22, 2011

electronic ritalin

electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse

"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"

"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"

"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"

"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"

by Alpino August 5, 2012

Elecia

A total sweetheart. Beautiful and majestic in every way shape and form. A romantic. This girl is perfect, perfect like no other. She deserves someone who cares as much as she does. A lover girl with an enlarged heart. Don't break her heart, for she'll unleash hell.

E.M.B

Person 1- Woah what an amazing girl!
Person 2- definitely and Elecia

by _anon__ September 4, 2017

electra

she is a nice/mean person she be getting annoyed by annoying people she will fall in love not to quickly but soon she caring to those that she loves she'll make your day she is beautiful cute and HOT I wish I can call ELECTRA mine and that's on PERIODD!!.

electra is cute.

by idek who u r May 20, 2020