Eat a BABY

The act of consuming a Chipotle Burrito.

"Hey, do you want to eat a baby for lunch today?"

by Joshua Q. June 27, 2008

eat their shit

A person or group of people is said to eat their shit if they abandon all reason when forming a positive opinion.

Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.

From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.

"It's one of those fuckin' animated movies that everybody goes and sees and fuckin' eats their shit and loves."

"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."

"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."

by Pimp Triscuit December 14, 2009

Eating liver

Where you are so hungry and into canibalism to the point that you say that you want to eat someones liver.

Person 1: we're stranded and I'm so hungry
Person 2: OK
Person 1: I feel like eating liver right now

by Where TF am I??? December 27, 2021

eat me in

When You Want someone to take the tongue out of your pussy.

Brad Wanted to Eat me out yesterday, but when he did I wanted him to eat me in

by Dx Pussy Eater December 14, 2017

Eating An Oreo

The act of eating out a pussy after giving the girl a creampie

After I’m done with my girl I eat her out like I’m eating an oreo

by SexualSalamander July 28, 2020

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016

eating dirt

Going face-first into the ground.

I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.

by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020