dude wtf

Usually in white culture,to alert another person on something strange going on.

Dude wtf,why is there a dog trying to hump your leg.

by davidpwns March 29, 2008

dude bro

White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.

6 out of 10 guys at any predominantly white mall in america.

a "dude" can be positive,
a "bro" can also be positive,
but a "dude bro" is never a good thing.

by Truett December 12, 2006

dude hive

A party or event where there are more male than female guests.

John's party was such a dude hive and I didn't meet a single chick.

by aegiswings March 11, 2008

dude pole

A penis.

1. If you take some Viagra, your dude pole will be ready

for lovin' for like 4 hours.

2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!

by StupidGirl43 August 27, 2009

dude brain

Noun. (1) A guys way of thinking - practical and consistently trying to make life easier/better

Syn. Dude Think

Cinnamon rolls in a waffle iron <-- Dude Brain

by electric_nerd May 25, 2016

dude she's 12

Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend.

"OMG I met this awesome girl online!"

"Dude she's 12."

by Dread Pirate Slasher September 7, 2007

Dude party hat

phrase used to describe a "bucket hat" when worn by custies, mooks and f-ed up frat boys. In a crowd of beer guzzling abercrombie wearing mooks, there will always be one wearing the hat in question.

"Some fratboy threw his Dude party hat on stage at the Dave Matthews Band concert."

by bph4eva October 30, 2004