Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

Dackersnacker

A physical impairment in your knee causing you to limp with a wiggle in one leg

"James was on track to catch that pass, but he got a dackersnacker"

by Dr. Bochaciac October 2, 2018

Ducked

To get half of what you wanted for twice the price.

Man I just got back from dudes house and the sob ducked me. Sorry bro.

by Mashintodust June 2, 2020

Dickering

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.

My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

temple decker

its wher you fill the upper tank of the toilet with toilet paper then shit on top of the toilet paper leaving an even better effect to the upper decker

dave left a temple decker at work last night i wish i could of seen the janitors face when he seen that

by dirtydave October 11, 2006

Mad dusker

Australian bogan name for a cigarette

"I'll be with you soon, i just have to go outside for a mad dusker"

by Demon Foetal Harvest March 16, 2010

Flicker dicker

Also known as a TV remote.

Hand me the flicker dicker over there.

by phil lafgren November 24, 2010