drunk to puddles

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008

wine drunk

The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.

Beccy got so Wine Drunk last night and liked a photo of David's new girlfriend from June 2014

by TaylorMareeMakeupArtist January 9, 2018

Drunk guilt

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.

Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"

by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010

skunk drunk

Being so wasted that you can't remember everything that happened at the party.

-I gave you my phone number?
-Yeah but you were skunk drunk, you might not remember.

by Evan'o July 28, 2007

Altman Drunk

Getting hammered at your law partners' Christmas party and blowing a .242 BAC.

Dude, did you hear that Bobby got a DUI? He was Altman Drunk!

by Sally Dally February 16, 2009

Drunk Videoing

The act of making Facebook videos on friends pages while drunk.

"Did you see Holly's video on Facebook last night?! It almost made my pee my pants! She must have been drunk videoing everyone! "

by NyquilLand February 18, 2009

emotionally drunk

When you are too emotional to the point where you can't act normally.

Dude, you were so emotionally drunk yesterday, all up in your feelings.

by 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 March 14, 2016