Douche Nugget

noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.

Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.

by Forkemon November 29, 2004

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010

Douche McGee

One who is such a complete and utter douche that it's actually their first and last name.

Hey Douche McGee, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up already.

by Happy Scrappy Hears a Pup October 18, 2008

douche-tard

One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.

you are a douche-tard

by Tetherball May 7, 2009

douche point

When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.

I can't believe my brother did the "douche point" when we met insert celebrity of choice.

by BNLgrl July 27, 2016

douche cock

1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes

person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock

by schoetyme May 12, 2008