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dork-a-muss 

A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.

-S.C.

1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl!
2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss
dork-a-muss by Suechan January 27, 2007
Related Words

Dork Fight 

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.
"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"
Dork Fight by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009

Dork Ass 

One that scrogs wales in the anus
"hey look ted i'm harpooning willy!!...*doink"
Dork Ass by Midget Wonder February 3, 2003

dork's ass 

The ass of a dork, making being a dork's ass worse than a dork.
My brother got busted getting high. What a dork's ass!
dork's ass by ATM April 8, 2005

Dork Sauls 

Dork Sauls is an average person, people with this name are ok.
Dork Sauls by SbevesGreatUncle April 19, 2021

dork a saurus 

1. A dork that is large in scope.

2. Being a dork as big as a brontosaurus

3. A dinosaur that wears glasses, has a pocket protector, and is a dork.
Liz is such a dork a saurus. If Justin Timberlake could bring sexy back, you can bring dork a saurus back.
dork a saurus by snuggs224 February 17, 2010