dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

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Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

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douche dildo

1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone

Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.

by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014

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Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

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