skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008

jack diddly

Jack shit.

Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life

by Swaggy42() March 14, 2016

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

diddies

a slang term for an illegal substance

Yo, let's call up dude and gets the diddies!

by H-town master June 25, 2008

didded

to have done

I could call my parole officer today, but I didded it last night.

by sam benson April 17, 2003

Bo Diddily

1. A man named Bo Diddly.

2. an aquaintance or acknowledgement. Most commonly used with the example below to suggst someone lacking in knowledge or undertanding.

You don't know bo diddly!

by sadies_nine April 11, 2004