Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 16, 2013

yellow diaper

A diaper that is yellow due to urination.

Typically caused by babies or old people.

Granny just gave herself a yellow diaper.

by YellowDiaper September 29, 2020

Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.

Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!

by camharris27 March 21, 2020

Afro diaper

When a child has so much shit in their diaper that the entire diaper is the size of an Afro from a black man in the 70’s at the disco

Yo, my 3 y/o had an afro diaper last night. It was lit.

by Tiny Meat Gang November 05, 2017

Community diaper

The low man on the totem pole. The person, who because of their status or ineptitude, is accustomed to taking other people's shit and being routinely pissed on.

Boss man: "Hey everyone, let me introduce you to the new community diaper, Tom! He' s gonna be filling in for Sarah while she's away for the next few months, so feel free to shit on him just like you would her!"

Tom: "hi, I'm Tom.........."

by SaltineWizard December 03, 2015

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 01, 2020