Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

what the deuce

A saying from Stewie in Family Guy

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen

by JDZITS December 29, 2007

eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.

Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!

by soupfist January 10, 2014

deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015