detroit red wings 

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

detroit red wings by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Detroit Red Wings 

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

Detroit Red Wings by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

detroit pistons 

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

detroit pistons by D-Miles August 13, 2006

Detroit Country Day 

an overrated trash prep school, where they buy black athletes from poor schools to play their sports for them. A diverse school, in which asian and indian doctor families have nothing better to do with their money. a school which everyone clearly hates, where there is nothing better to do than do homework 24/7, where the only good thing is the ice cream,and the events suck. Where girls learn how to be sloppy and slutty, frying their hair with their straightners every second they can (ie. bathrooms, lockerrooms) except that the locker rooms have a reputation for being dike city. The girls think their gross ties are hot, and wear half skirts and 1748574923 inch platforms, while the whole time, the country day guys arent looking at the hoes. Also, a place where girls like to act dumb to look cute.

Guy 1: man i hooked up with a Detroit Country Day girl last nite
Guy 2: oh god, man that sucks im sorry
Guy 1: what did u do last nite
Guy 2: actually met smart goodlooking girls that arent fake
Guy 1: oh man too bad we dont have any of those at our school

Detroit Country Day by the truth hoes May 16, 2006

detroit spinners 

DETROIT SPINNERS - Spinning rim add ons for Sportbikes.

Detroit Spinners are just like Sprewells for your Motorcycle.

Http://www.detroitspinners.com

detroit spinners by brian November 5, 2003

Detroit car battery 

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

Detroit car battery by yessahh August 20, 2008

Detroit Red Wings 

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

Detroit Red Wings by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008