Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

Cityfied Design

Cityfied Design is the updating of antique, vintage and/or well loved items by applying updated techniques and methods.

D & B Cityfied Design took my well loved furniture, applied their "City" design and "Rural" values, and made them the perfect work of art for my home.

by D-Woman March 4, 2024

Serial Designation V

a really hot robot that I want to step on me

Serial Designation V bro 🥵 just look at those legs

by PBJelly6 February 24, 2024

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

Designer Weed

Weed that’s a cross between multiple crosses to give you a desired effect/high while removing any unwanted feelings from the high.

Damn bro he got that designer weed

by Jpfrenxh9 March 18, 2022

order by design, inc

A company made for multitasking. Interior design, home staging, and professional organizing, all from the same corporation.
Fantastic company that is known for over-delivering.
Shouldn't a designer be able to organize, and visa versa? We think so!

Order By Design, Inc. is the only source I use !

by OBDWhatalife1285 July 19, 2017

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017