by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .
by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015

The most goated man on earth, who would also be very impressed if someone who knew him were to be reading this right now.
by THEbutt man butt October 1, 2022

A basic white girl of a guy. This guy is seen drinking star bucks and listening to white trash such as Applebottom jeans. Even so a derek can be one of the most funny people you ever meet and will always know how to make people laugh or get annoyed with him
by Class is over right? November 13, 2018

Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick
by What’s good May 22, 2018

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
