Deballinated

To have ones testicles removed unwillingly

OH SHIT! THAT GUY WAS JUST DEBALLINATED WHEN HE FELL OFF OF HIS SKATEBOARD

by WHEELIES March 30, 2009

Dealiology

Dealiology was created by the likes of Austin Heath, a local musician from Buffalo, NY. With a bit of imagination, Austin created a religion for fellow musician and friend, Alex Deal. This, however, started as a joke, but has sophisticated itself into this religion:

"I believe wholeheartedly in the power of the deity of eighties metal, Alex Deal, and that the effects of this power may make ordinary men saints of a low moral style. All the impossible is possible when you believe!" ~Austin Heath

When other religions may confuse, offend, or fail you, Dealiology will always deliver!

by DJ Goats on a Boat May 19, 2011

John DeFalco

the defalconator. the bad ass of the bad asses. chuck norris's confedont. the beast of the east.

chuck norris cleveland steamer John DeFalco

by tim redding June 16, 2010

Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

2 for 1 deal

When you got the girl or guy you wanted but you also got their sibling or friend as well.

Floyd: So I've got Michelle, but I've also got her sister Natalia as well.
Tony: That's an awesome 2 for 1 deal, bro.

by berserker blabbermouth June 14, 2017

dealy

1. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned.

2. Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant

What does that dealy there do?

My dealy is better than your dealy.

by MrRadicalEd March 9, 2004

deal sweetener

Verb. To throw something extra-cool in the already-existing good deal, making more appealing.

It's something like what a car-dealer does when offering a vehicle with extra comforts... but the items in question are for free.

Deal sweeteners work for those who are truly smooth talkers, and those blessed with a silver tongue who
know how to talk a good deal. The difference is: Those kind of folks DO SO MORE than those who BS.

But beware... liars can do it, too, especially in working out a scam.

The computer service guy not only offer to fix my computer, he threw in a deal sweetener: some anti-virus software and a wi-fi receiver for free for being a first-time customer! Fuck yeah!

by CDSmith1967 October 9, 2012