deez nutz

response to people’s dumb ass questions/comments suggestive towards your nuts

tom: hey tamera ur gay
tamera: deez nutz

by 420690 October 14, 2019

deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 6, 2020

Deez nutz

They are pretty small they stink and they need to stap idk WHAT MADE YOU WANNA SEARCH THIS

Deez nutz

by I’m dumb sorry April 16, 2020

deez nutsn't

The definition of Deez nutsn't is literally anything other than Deez nuts

For example: Sally went to McDonald's and asked for Deez nutsn't and they gave her a Sprite but she wanted a happy meal.

by Niggas in my butt hole snipper April 26, 2020

Deez nuts

A white boy who says this has no penis and is a cheater

Or if a Black boy says this they're the son of who created it :

Deez Nut's Hahaha is a word of a gamer for some reason Deez nuts

by sasuke the fuck boy May 5, 2020

Deez nuts

They like em big they like em chunky .

Suck deez nuts

by MotoMotoDeezNutsBOI June 22, 2020

deez nutz

The word you use when when you want to describe your balls with passion.

Guess what came in the mail today DEEZ NUTZ

by oldmacdonaldplowedyourmome6942 September 11, 2020