shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022

deer

when something happens to someone to make them feel like a deer in headlights;to screw someone over

did you eat the last piece of pizza?
ya dude.
bruh, you deered me.

by mikefloccari December 20, 2008

Deerfield

A small.... wait no VERY small village in the thumb region in Michigan. With only limited options of entertainment if going to a small over priced supermarket tickles your fancy you're in for a ride! This little slice of heaven consisting of rednecks and homemade pontoons out of plywood and weed whipper motors.

I enjoy Deerfield ALOT!! ill live here forever

by millermouse May 6, 2015

deer

The only animal in Command and Conquer game. It moves like a deer (or dancing deer), really sucks and it is the most OP commando among all 3 factions. Can take any structures or enemy units. Although it looks like an animal, it can be "REPAIRED" in the war factory :P

Omg this deer really sucks, 2 sniper squads didn't kill this op motherfucker, ay my goooosh

by [deer] Sucks February 1, 2008

deedlenickchode

a penis (also known as a Wang Chung) that is shorter than the width of a thin metal needle.

Jesus dude, that's not even a threeinchmonster, that's a freaking deedlenickchode! Get it away from me!

by The Informant February 1, 2004

the deed

having sex for the first time

i did 'the deed'the other day

by robert May 13, 2005

John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

by Anonymous June 17, 2003