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Smiling Depression

A form of depression but hiding your true depressive emotions to seem more happy in front of other people. Except you're not happy.
Person 1: "He's always so happy!"
His thoughts: "I wish people understood me. I'm not happy, this is just a cover up for my real emotions. I have smiling depression."
by Cram Salesman October 22, 2020
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millie depression

Millie depression is "Millie Bobby brown" depression, means that if you can't meet Millie and being so sad about it
by Millieismybrownie January 4, 2021
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wolfstar depression

type of depression that involves crying and being sad because of wolfstar.
"I can't stop crying, they're not even canon! *cries hard* I'm so sad, why do I feel like this?"

"I think you have wolfstar depression"
by remuslupinkinnie December 30, 2021
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Grindr Depression

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
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post-LOSTdom depression

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.
Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.
by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010
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Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.
Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!
by MrPrimeribs May 6, 2011
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Post Mustache Depression

The cold, lonely feeling on one's upper lip following the shaving of one's epic moveber mustache. This phenomenon occurs on December 1st, and can last for weeks. There is no known cure.
Bro 1: Ah man, I'm totally missing having a movember stache, I've got a serious case of Post Mustache Depression.
Bro 2: Whatever man, you had a pedostache anyways
by MoBro92 November 28, 2011
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