daily driver

A bong that is mainly intended for everyday use.

Guy 1: "you wake and bake every morning, bro?"
Guy 2: "she's my daily driver, gets me to where I need to be"

by flaffer September 25, 2011

Daliah

Is literal THOT tried to date me on the first day of school I said No I later realized she was a sociopath and an idiot I had to punch her cause she was scratching a friend of mine.

Daliah stop scratching him

by kobinguy December 8, 2019

daily

A good morning or a just because blow job given daily as thanks or affection.

she said if i would stay i would get dailys.

by Jake and ben March 14, 2007

The Daily Show

A fake news show on Comedy Central that was once really quite funny, similar to Weekend Update on SNL. However, it steadily became less and less about general news and on-location segments with crazy people, and instead became more and more about just politics, until it was little more than left wing propaganda and frankly not even remotely funny. This change was largely due to the application of the Jon Stewart formula.

Man1: Do you remember when The Daily Show used to be funny?
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.

by klopek007 March 6, 2010

Dalia

A fucking bitch, not badass, just a bitch.

Sorry y'all I'm just a bit mad

Why you gotta ruin everything, stop being a fucking dalia

by Yomnaak September 25, 2019

the daily show

The most boring, vile, overrated show on TV today.

I saw that the daily show yesterday. It took them a half hour to say the same thing they said everyday.
"George W. Bush is stupid. Haw haw haw"
Give them an emmy!

by Mr Sentinel October 14, 2005

The Daily Show

The best and most reliable news show in the world. Actually reports the news and the truth, and is hosted by perhaps the most iconic man in America along with Colbert, Jon Stewart. Also has the best fucking news team on the planet.

The Daily Show annhilated Fox News

by Chipmunk Man March 4, 2010